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(Scene 1):
[Narrator]:
September 27th, 2010. 53 minutes after 2300 hours. Location: Unknown
[Boss]:
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please be seated. You know what is at stake here, so answer me this. Where is M.I?
(murmuring)
[Jean-Pierre]:
Hello sir! I am Jean-Pierre. Me and my team have searched everywhere for M.I, but have discovered he is very well hidden!
[Boss]:
So you mean to tell me that you have found nothing? You insolent bastard! Kill him!
[Jean-Pierre]:
Sir! If you will delay my execution just a second, I will explain-
(gunshots)
Eugh! Ah! Eugh! What a tragedy! I have died!
[Boss]:
Ah, I hate to lose my temper. But I guess if you need to get something done, you gotta do it yourself, you know? Okay. Now to catch a rat, you gotta know how a rat thinks. You need to lay down the peanut butter. So, does he have a girlfriend?
[Mustafa]:
Well sir, there is one girl who may know. Her name is...Waje!
[Boss]:
Get her. And bring her to me. Alive!
[Mustafa]:
Prontissimo, sir! He-he-he-he-he-he!
(tires screeching)
(Scene 2):
[Waje] (singing):
Uh can I be your girl, for a minute
Your girl for a minute
(banging on door)
[Waje]:
Oh, hello gentlemen! How may I help you?
[Mustafa]:
Hello, Mrs. I am Mustafa. We know you have affiliations with M.I, and we need to see him pretty desperately. Where is he, or lose your life woman!
[Waje]:
Oh you guys are too funny! You know what I think, I think you guys are kolo oh, kolo oh, kolo eh! Ha-ha, you guys think you can kidnap me? Well, M.I will rescue me no matter what you do!
[Mustafa]:
Woman, make no mistake! We do not return those who we kidnap! We are not Nigerian. You must meet my boss now, let us go!
[Waje]:
No, let me go! No, let me go! Let me go! No!
(tires screeching)
(Scene 3):
[Waje]:
Where am I?! Where are you taking me?!
[Boss]:
Hello, little girly! If you cooperate, you'll make it out of this alive, capisce? Now, I have only one question, so think carefully before you answer. Where is...M.I?
[Waje]:
I will never tell you! Because he's gonna come rescue me! Ha-ha! I laugh at you guys, cause you guys don't even know M.I. He's the greatest, he's an action star, he's a hero!
[Mustafa]:
He-he-he-he-he, I laugh at you women! We are the greatest armed force on the face of the earth! We will destroy him if he dares come close-
(gunshots)
[Mustafa]:
Eh? What was that sound? You two, go check it out!
(more gunshots)
[Mustafa]:
Eh, what was that sound?
(more gunshots)
[Mustafa]:
Come in! Come in! Radio, come in!
(more gunshots)
[Mustafa]:
What is happening?!
(footsteps)
[Mustafa]:
Who goes there? I hear footsteps, who goes there? Say your name or I shoot!
[M.I]:
Hello, Mustafa. They call-they call-they call me M.I. Are you ready to dance with the devil? Let's go!
Other Lyrics by M.I Abaga
Short Black Boy
Parable
Craze
Anoti
Undisputed
NotJustOk/Savage
You Rappers Should Fix Up Your Lives
The Middle
Jehovah
Sunrise
Jungle
Pray For The Crown
You are like melody, my heart skips a beat
Blaze
The Beginning (Nobody)
Random Guy Buying Blaze
The Last Cypher
Beef
Millionaira Champagne
The self evaluation of Yxng Dxnzl
The Trinity
Anybody
Human Being
Fast Money, Fast Cars
Snapchat Vs Facebook
Fame Shit
Beg
Talk About It
Slow Down
Wheelbarrow
Remember Me
An Outrageous Intro Starring the President
The Crew
The Lion
Do I Move You
The Guy
Head Of The Family
The Inside
Groupie
Stop never second guess yourself
Money
Number 1
The Front Door
The Hate
One Naira
All Falls Down
Popping
Chasing Designers
Soldier
Your Father
The Box
Brother
The Tribe
The Blood
The Warrior
Receipts
Plus 254
Export
Oil
Forever
Mine
Wild Wild West
Love never fails, but where there are prophecies love will cease to remain
Yours
Loving Me
Epic
Soft Like Tony
Another thing! Do not be a groupie
One Way
Sedi
Represent
The Finale
Slow
Sex Love BS
The Love Song
Crazy
My Head My Belle
Hustle
Lekky
Kososhi
Crowd Mentality
Numbers
Enemies
N’Otis
On Code
Area
The Sacrifice
Fears
The End / The Chairman
Playlist
Always Love
Badman Size
Action Film
More Life
Flower
Soup
+_
Bigger
Wats D Level
Do You Know Who You Are? Take Some Time and Meditate On You
Everything I Have Seen
Jiggy
Everything
I believe in me, you should too, believe in you
Last night I had a dream about a hummingbird
6 Foot 7 Foot Freestyle
Monkey
Sunset
Bad Belle
Shekpe
Safe
Eyes
The Commandment
The Viper
Daddy
Rich
Nobody
Teaser
Black Bill Gates
Coming Home
Superhuman
A Short Discussion
Imperfect Me
Bullion Van
Songs Featuring M.I Abaga
No songs found for the featured artist: M.I Abaga